A return on your attention.

Find it, photograph it, file the evidence. One submission per challenge. Honour system applies.

The corporate jargon board exam.

Ten questions. Four options. One defensible answer. Demonstrate your commitment to corporate nonsense.

Shareholder value.

Your personal scorecard. Reputation: priceless. These points: entirely made up.

Meet the board.

Five seats. An extraordinary concentration of questionable expertise.

The Chair’s office.

Put a name to the nonsense.